Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
