Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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