i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
she was so not down for the gang bang
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
