just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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