Its about making memories worth repressing
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The Olympian is in my bed
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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