PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
