Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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