Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
