Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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