the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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