fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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