Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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