Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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