Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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