NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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