1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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