You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
