They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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