I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Pooping to opera.
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