you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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