Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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