big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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