Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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