he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Randomize
