Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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