they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Randomize
