Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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