honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
