she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Sorry about my life...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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