so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
i now understand why vodka
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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