If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
handjob tips. give me some.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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