At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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