Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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