Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i just had sex bonerless
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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