Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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