after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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