I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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