I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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