Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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