carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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