I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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