My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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