Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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