Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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