I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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