chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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