If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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