guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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