i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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