problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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