Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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